As my husband and I were talking about speech ideas, I asked him what he would think about me doing something based upon Guy Fawkes' speech from V for Vendetta. He thought it was a great idea. So over two dinners, help from a waiter, listening to a sermon and a lot of dictionary time, I wrote the following speech: (parts are borrowed from V's speech to Evey)
Evey:Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of days, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Top of the Tuesday to you terrifically talented TCAPers! Today you are tasked with a tremendously taxing testament of your tenacious take-aways from your talented teachers. The tactics that you try today to transfer the tutelage of teaching to the TCAP test must be tip-top. Take your time TCAPers! Trusted treatment of the timely tenets must be taken with treasured tactics and no tangential turns. To tackle the TCAP is to not be a tyro amongst timid test takers. This test will surely indicate your test taking tenacity; no doubt, you will triumph! This troupe of teens is tried and true. You are the top-most! Do not allow the tick, tick, ticking of the time to deter your opportunity to teem your knowledge. Tiny twinkles in your synapsis teem with tidbits of truth-bestow these on the TCAP! Tell me, would Tim Tebow be timid at a time like this? NO!, Tim Tebow would be a tour de force, a terminator of the TCAP simply turning the test to toast with his tell-tale Tebowing.
TCAPers- tarry no longer; tame the TCAP. Take down the TCAP! This is a tribute to your true temperament in test taking. The pain is temporary; the glory is titanic!
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.
Remember, remember the sixth of March.
Intelligence, curiosity and TCAP. I know of no reason why intelligence and curiosity should ever be forgot…
Hopefully, it inspired the kids to do well on their test. Many thanks to Maura for being my Evey!